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Renaissance Redneck: Wintry wonderments

‘Tis that snowman ball rollingest,

Warm compoted fruit cakiest,

That most peppermint ribbonous,

Time of the year.

Its that fruz-up icicle dangliest,

Waxed toboggan steed swoshingest,

That most spruce scented coniest,

Time of the year.

‘Tis that mistle-toe kiss kistliest,

Starlight sprinkled heavenly luminous,

That most hot marshmallowed chocolatiest,

Time of the year!

David Kittredge is a regular Lifestyles contributor to the Eagle Times. You can send comments to him via the editor at [email protected].

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